straight people are so weird every time two queer people are near each other theyre like ARE YOU DATING and everytime a boy and a girl are near each other theyre like ARE YOU DATING and every time two genderless void creatures from The Beyond are near each other theyre like ARE Y
new aesthetic: surreal pop punk
your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.
fall out void
Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco
You know, the hooded figures don’t seem to mind Cecil talking about them.
I got to thinking, and you know who else eats pizza, hangs out in dog parks and hates being acknowledged?
THE HOODED FIGURES ARE JUST TEENAGERS WEARING HOODIES
ah yes, that explains why they hover several feet in the air and emit menacing staticky sounds
hey puberty wasn’t an easy ride for everyone ok
It is night vale I wouldn’t be surprised
She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before
She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.